THIS IS FICTION: Donald Trump and Elon Musk on the golf course

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EXT. THE TEE BOX FOR THE 9TH HOLE ON THE GOLF COURSE

DONALD TRUMP and ELON MUSK ride in separate golf carts and stop at the tee box. Donald Trump gets his driver out of his golf bag on the back of his cart and places his golf ball on the tee. Elon Musk looks on from his cart.

                                                       DONALD TRUMP
                                           Are you finally gonna play a hole? Watch, Elon. I’ll show 
                                           you how to drive a golf ball.

Donald Trump slices the golf ball into the trees and the KNOCKING sound of the ball ricocheting against the wood of the trees can be heard.

                                                       ELON MUSK
                                            (sarcastic)
                                            Nice shot, Don!

                                                       DONALD TRUMP
                                            I’ll just take a mulligan.

Donald Trump places a second ball on the tee. He swings his club and the golf ball slices into the trees again. The sound of the ball KNOCKING against the trees is heard.

                                                        ELON MUSK
                                            Ha, ha! You’ve got that shot down!

                                                        DONALD TRUMP
                                            I guess I’ll have to take another mulligan.